Funny Would You Rather Questions

How to play

1. Read the question out and give everyone a few seconds to pick a side. No fence-sitting: you have to choose.
2. Go around and have each person say why. The reasons are the game.
3. Tap the side the room (or you) picked to see how everyone else on Online List Maker answered.
4. On a TV or shared screen, open Play with a group: the room votes out loud, then press Show how everyone voted.

All 115 questions

1. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
2. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or fight 100 duck-sized horses?
3. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
4. Would you rather teleport anywhere, but only once a day or fly, but only at walking speed?
5. Would you rather talk to plants or talk to machines?
6. Would you rather have a superpower that only works on Tuesdays or have a superpower that only works when you're hungry?
7. Would you rather make anyone laugh on command or make anyone fall asleep on command?
8. Would you rather teleport, but always arrive sneezing or fly, but always land in a puddle?
9. Would you rather have an amazing power that makes you glow bright pink or have an okay power that's totally secret?
10. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a dog or have a dog the size of a dinosaur?
11. Would you rather have a slide instead of stairs in your house or have a trampoline instead of a floor?
12. Would you rather have a backpack that talks or have shoes that talk?
13. Would you rather have recess all day or have lunch all day?
14. Would you rather live in a house made of candy or live in a bouncy castle?
15. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
16. Would you rather walk like a crab everywhere or hop like a kangaroo everywhere?
17. Would you rather have a sibling who is a robot or have a sibling who is a puppy?
18. Would you rather eat broccoli-flavored ice cream or eat ice cream-flavored broccoli?
19. Would you rather wear pajamas to school every day or wear a fancy costume to school every day?
20. Would you rather live in a house made of building blocks or live in a house made of pillows?
21. Would you rather have a parrot that repeats everything you say or have a goldfish that tells you secrets?
22. Would you rather spend a day as your pet or have your pet spend a day as you?
23. Would you rather never have to take a bath or never have to go to bed?
24. Would you rather have a teacher who is a dinosaur or have a teacher who is a robot?
25. Would you rather swim in a pool full of jello or swim in a pool full of bouncy balls?
26. Would you rather have a giant hamster you can ride or have a tiny elephant that fits in your pocket?
27. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
28. Would you rather have a voice like a chipmunk or have a voice like a giant?
29. Would you rather have wheels instead of feet or have wings instead of arms?
30. Would you rather eat everything with a spoon or eat everything with chopsticks?
31. Would you rather turn into a cat every time you sneeze or turn into a dog every time you laugh?
32. Would you rather play tag with a cheetah or play hide-and-seek with an octopus?
33. Would you rather burp the alphabet on command or whistle any song perfectly?
34. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or have permanent bunny ears?
35. Would you rather only eat foods that are blue or only eat foods that are round?
36. Would you rather have a nose that honks when you fib or have ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
37. Would you rather have your parents read all your texts or have your parents see your search history?
38. Would you rather send a text to the wrong group chat or accidentally like a photo from three years ago?
39. Would you rather listen to one song for the rest of the year or never hear the same song twice?
40. Would you rather have your mom as your teacher or have your dad as your coach?
41. Would you rather take a test with zero studying and get a C or study for ten hours and get a B+?
42. Would you rather always know when a pop quiz is coming or always know what's for lunch?
43. Would you rather pause class to take a nap or fast-forward through the boring parts of class?
44. Would you rather have your playlist played over the school speakers or have your camera roll shown on the classroom screen?
45. Would you rather have a sibling who borrows your clothes or have a sibling who reads your diary?
46. Would you rather always be the one taking the group photo or always blink in the group photo?
47. Would you rather only text in emojis or only text in full, formal sentences?
48. Would you rather have your teacher read your texts out loud or have your parents chaperone every hangout?
49. Would you rather have autocorrect change every word to banana or have your keyboard add three exclamation points to everything?
50. Would you rather speak only in rhymes for a day or speak only in questions for a day?
51. Would you rather accidentally reply-all to the whole company or forget your camera is on during a video call?
52. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with your boss for an hour or sit through a three-hour meeting with no agenda?
53. Would you rather use a standing desk forever or use a treadmill desk forever?
54. Would you rather write every email in rhyme or write every email in all caps?
55. Would you rather dress formally every day in the office or work from home but keep your camera on all day?
56. Would you rather have a coworker who microwaves fish or have a coworker who sings at their desk?
57. Would you rather commute by boat or commute by cable car?
58. Would you rather have your computer restart every day at noon or have the Wi-Fi drop every day at 3pm?
59. Would you rather present your work to a room of experts or present your work to a room of five-year-olds?
60. Would you rather start every meeting with a dance break or end every meeting with a group high-five?
61. Would you rather pick any job title you want or pick any place in the world to work from?
62. Would you rather answer every work question with a song lyric or answer every work question with a movie quote?
63. Would you rather give a presentation while wearing a costume or give a presentation in a language you're still learning?
64. Would you rather have a button that fixes any printer jam or have a button that ends any meeting five minutes early?
65. Would you rather spend a workday without a keyboard or spend a workday without a mouse?
66. Would you rather have the office thermostat stuck at freezing or have it stuck at sweltering?
67. Would you rather give an all-hands presentation with your mic stuck on mute or give one with your dog barking the whole time?
68. Would you rather read what everyone wrote about you in their diaries or have everyone read your diary?
69. Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or be unknown for something amazing?
70. Would you rather have a dog's loyalty or have a cat's independence?
71. Would you rather redo high school with what you know now or never think about high school again?
72. Would you rather sing everything you say or dance everywhere you walk?
73. Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a goat or have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet?
74. Would you rather always have a song stuck in your head or always have an itch you can't reach?
75. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a marching band or be followed everywhere by a flock of pigeons?
76. Would you rather step on a toy block every morning or stub your toe every night?
77. Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles or have your mood glow on your forehead?
78. Would you rather have a goose follow you everywhere or have a seagull steal your snack every day?
79. Would you rather have a robot vacuum follow you around or have a cat judge every choice you make?
80. Would you rather announce everything you do out loud or do everything in slow motion?
81. Would you rather live with a friendly ghost roommate or live with a raccoon roommate?
82. Would you rather trip every time someone says your name or sneeze every time someone says hello?
83. Would you rather wear a tuxedo to the beach or wear a swimsuit to a fancy wedding?
84. Would you rather clap after every sentence you say or have someone else clap after every sentence you say?
85. Would you rather have a laugh track play after everything you say or have dramatic music play whenever you enter a room?
86. Would you rather be stuck in a room with a mime or be stuck in a room with someone who only speaks in riddles?
87. Would you rather go grocery shopping in a dinosaur costume or go to a wedding in a chicken costume?
88. Would you rather have a reflection that's three seconds behind or have a shadow that does its own thing?
89. Would you rather always have slightly damp socks or always have slightly too-tight shoes?
90. Would you rather fall asleep for five random minutes every day or yawn loudly whenever someone talks to you?
91. Would you rather have your pet narrate your life in a fancy accent or have your fridge comment on your snack choices?
92. Would you rather have every elevator stop at every floor or have every traffic light turn red as you arrive?
93. Would you rather say 'you too' when a waiter says enjoy your meal or wave back at someone who was waving at the person behind you?
94. Would you rather be a professional pillow tester or be a professional water slide tester?
95. Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive dance or only be able to communicate through charades?
96. Would you rather always eat pizza with pineapple or never eat pizza again?
97. Would you rather eat soup with a fork or eat cereal with chopsticks?
98. Would you rather eat a hot dog with chocolate sauce or eat pancakes with ketchup?
99. Would you rather have every sandwich be a little soggy or have every chip be broken?
100. Would you rather only eat finger foods or only eat foods you need a spoon for?
101. Would you rather have all your food taste like popcorn or have all your food smell like pickles?
102. Would you rather have a garden that grows candy or have a tree that grows pizza slices?
103. Would you rather sit next to a chatty stranger on a 12-hour flight or sit next to a snoring stranger on a 12-hour flight?
104. Would you rather lose your luggage or miss your connecting flight?
105. Would you rather carve the turkey in front of everyone or make the gravy everyone judges?
106. Would you rather sit at the kids' table forever or do all the dishes every year?
107. Would you rather say what you're thankful for first or go last after everyone took the good answers?
108. Would you rather have a giant balloon of you in the parade or ride on your own float in the parade?
109. Would you rather explain your job to every relative or fix every relative's phone?
110. Would you rather have the cat knock over the pie or have the dog steal a turkey leg?
111. Would you rather wear an ugly sweater all of December or sing a carol every time someone says hi?
112. Would you rather get socks every Christmas or get a gift card every Christmas?
113. Would you rather hear Christmas music starting in October or never hear Christmas music at all?
114. Would you rather live inside a snow globe or live inside a gingerbread house?
115. Would you rather get coal but a great vacation or get great gifts but stay home?

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