Would You Rather Questions

How to play

1. Read the question out and give everyone a few seconds to pick a side. No fence-sitting: you have to choose.
2. Go around and have each person say why. The reasons are the game.
3. Tap the side the room (or you) picked to see how everyone else on Online List Maker answered.
4. On a TV or shared screen, open Play with a group: the room votes out loud, then press Show how everyone voted.

Funny would you rather questions (115)

1. Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or always be 20 minutes early?
2. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or fight 100 duck-sized horses?
3. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
4. Would you rather teleport anywhere, but only once a day or fly, but only at walking speed?
5. Would you rather talk to plants or talk to machines?
6. Would you rather have a superpower that only works on Tuesdays or have a superpower that only works when you're hungry?
7. Would you rather make anyone laugh on command or make anyone fall asleep on command?
8. Would you rather teleport, but always arrive sneezing or fly, but always land in a puddle?
9. Would you rather have an amazing power that makes you glow bright pink or have an okay power that's totally secret?
10. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a dog or have a dog the size of a dinosaur?
11. Would you rather have a slide instead of stairs in your house or have a trampoline instead of a floor?
12. Would you rather have a backpack that talks or have shoes that talk?
13. Would you rather have recess all day or have lunch all day?
14. Would you rather live in a house made of candy or live in a bouncy castle?
15. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
16. Would you rather walk like a crab everywhere or hop like a kangaroo everywhere?
17. Would you rather have a sibling who is a robot or have a sibling who is a puppy?
18. Would you rather eat broccoli-flavored ice cream or eat ice cream-flavored broccoli?
19. Would you rather wear pajamas to school every day or wear a fancy costume to school every day?
20. Would you rather live in a house made of building blocks or live in a house made of pillows?
21. Would you rather have a parrot that repeats everything you say or have a goldfish that tells you secrets?
22. Would you rather spend a day as your pet or have your pet spend a day as you?
23. Would you rather never have to take a bath or never have to go to bed?
24. Would you rather have a teacher who is a dinosaur or have a teacher who is a robot?
25. Would you rather swim in a pool full of jello or swim in a pool full of bouncy balls?
26. Would you rather have a giant hamster you can ride or have a tiny elephant that fits in your pocket?
27. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
28. Would you rather have a voice like a chipmunk or have a voice like a giant?
29. Would you rather have wheels instead of feet or have wings instead of arms?
30. Would you rather eat everything with a spoon or eat everything with chopsticks?
31. Would you rather turn into a cat every time you sneeze or turn into a dog every time you laugh?
32. Would you rather play tag with a cheetah or play hide-and-seek with an octopus?
33. Would you rather burp the alphabet on command or whistle any song perfectly?
34. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or have permanent bunny ears?
35. Would you rather only eat foods that are blue or only eat foods that are round?
36. Would you rather have a nose that honks when you fib or have ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
37. Would you rather have your parents read all your texts or have your parents see your search history?
38. Would you rather send a text to the wrong group chat or accidentally like a photo from three years ago?
39. Would you rather listen to one song for the rest of the year or never hear the same song twice?
40. Would you rather have your mom as your teacher or have your dad as your coach?
41. Would you rather take a test with zero studying and get a C or study for ten hours and get a B+?
42. Would you rather always know when a pop quiz is coming or always know what's for lunch?
43. Would you rather pause class to take a nap or fast-forward through the boring parts of class?
44. Would you rather have your playlist played over the school speakers or have your camera roll shown on the classroom screen?
45. Would you rather have a sibling who borrows your clothes or have a sibling who reads your diary?
46. Would you rather always be the one taking the group photo or always blink in the group photo?
47. Would you rather only text in emojis or only text in full, formal sentences?
48. Would you rather have your teacher read your texts out loud or have your parents chaperone every hangout?
49. Would you rather have autocorrect change every word to banana or have your keyboard add three exclamation points to everything?
50. Would you rather speak only in rhymes for a day or speak only in questions for a day?
51. Would you rather accidentally reply-all to the whole company or forget your camera is on during a video call?
52. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with your boss for an hour or sit through a three-hour meeting with no agenda?
53. Would you rather use a standing desk forever or use a treadmill desk forever?
54. Would you rather write every email in rhyme or write every email in all caps?
55. Would you rather dress formally every day in the office or work from home but keep your camera on all day?
56. Would you rather have a coworker who microwaves fish or have a coworker who sings at their desk?
57. Would you rather commute by boat or commute by cable car?
58. Would you rather have your computer restart every day at noon or have the Wi-Fi drop every day at 3pm?
59. Would you rather present your work to a room of experts or present your work to a room of five-year-olds?
60. Would you rather start every meeting with a dance break or end every meeting with a group high-five?
61. Would you rather pick any job title you want or pick any place in the world to work from?
62. Would you rather answer every work question with a song lyric or answer every work question with a movie quote?
63. Would you rather give a presentation while wearing a costume or give a presentation in a language you're still learning?
64. Would you rather have a button that fixes any printer jam or have a button that ends any meeting five minutes early?
65. Would you rather spend a workday without a keyboard or spend a workday without a mouse?
66. Would you rather have the office thermostat stuck at freezing or have it stuck at sweltering?
67. Would you rather give an all-hands presentation with your mic stuck on mute or give one with your dog barking the whole time?
68. Would you rather read what everyone wrote about you in their diaries or have everyone read your diary?
69. Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or be unknown for something amazing?
70. Would you rather have a dog's loyalty or have a cat's independence?
71. Would you rather redo high school with what you know now or never think about high school again?
72. Would you rather sing everything you say or dance everywhere you walk?
73. Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a goat or have a sneeze that sounds like a trumpet?
74. Would you rather always have a song stuck in your head or always have an itch you can't reach?
75. Would you rather be followed everywhere by a marching band or be followed everywhere by a flock of pigeons?
76. Would you rather step on a toy block every morning or stub your toe every night?
77. Would you rather have your thoughts appear as subtitles or have your mood glow on your forehead?
78. Would you rather have a goose follow you everywhere or have a seagull steal your snack every day?
79. Would you rather have a robot vacuum follow you around or have a cat judge every choice you make?
80. Would you rather announce everything you do out loud or do everything in slow motion?
81. Would you rather live with a friendly ghost roommate or live with a raccoon roommate?
82. Would you rather trip every time someone says your name or sneeze every time someone says hello?
83. Would you rather wear a tuxedo to the beach or wear a swimsuit to a fancy wedding?
84. Would you rather clap after every sentence you say or have someone else clap after every sentence you say?
85. Would you rather have a laugh track play after everything you say or have dramatic music play whenever you enter a room?
86. Would you rather be stuck in a room with a mime or be stuck in a room with someone who only speaks in riddles?
87. Would you rather go grocery shopping in a dinosaur costume or go to a wedding in a chicken costume?
88. Would you rather have a reflection that's three seconds behind or have a shadow that does its own thing?
89. Would you rather always have slightly damp socks or always have slightly too-tight shoes?
90. Would you rather fall asleep for five random minutes every day or yawn loudly whenever someone talks to you?
91. Would you rather have your pet narrate your life in a fancy accent or have your fridge comment on your snack choices?
92. Would you rather have every elevator stop at every floor or have every traffic light turn red as you arrive?
93. Would you rather say 'you too' when a waiter says enjoy your meal or wave back at someone who was waving at the person behind you?
94. Would you rather be a professional pillow tester or be a professional water slide tester?
95. Would you rather only be able to communicate through interpretive dance or only be able to communicate through charades?
96. Would you rather always eat pizza with pineapple or never eat pizza again?
97. Would you rather eat soup with a fork or eat cereal with chopsticks?
98. Would you rather eat a hot dog with chocolate sauce or eat pancakes with ketchup?
99. Would you rather have every sandwich be a little soggy or have every chip be broken?
100. Would you rather only eat finger foods or only eat foods you need a spoon for?
101. Would you rather have all your food taste like popcorn or have all your food smell like pickles?
102. Would you rather have a garden that grows candy or have a tree that grows pizza slices?
103. Would you rather sit next to a chatty stranger on a 12-hour flight or sit next to a snoring stranger on a 12-hour flight?
104. Would you rather lose your luggage or miss your connecting flight?
105. Would you rather carve the turkey in front of everyone or make the gravy everyone judges?
106. Would you rather sit at the kids' table forever or do all the dishes every year?
107. Would you rather say what you're thankful for first or go last after everyone took the good answers?
108. Would you rather have a giant balloon of you in the parade or ride on your own float in the parade?
109. Would you rather explain your job to every relative or fix every relative's phone?
110. Would you rather have the cat knock over the pie or have the dog steal a turkey leg?
111. Would you rather wear an ugly sweater all of December or sing a carol every time someone says hi?
112. Would you rather get socks every Christmas or get a gift card every Christmas?
113. Would you rather hear Christmas music starting in October or never hear Christmas music at all?
114. Would you rather live inside a snow globe or live inside a gingerbread house?
115. Would you rather get coal but a great vacation or get great gifts but stay home?

Hard would you rather questions (64)

1. Would you rather have more time or have more money?
2. Would you rather go back in time or go into the future?
3. Would you rather always say everything on your mind or never speak again?
4. Would you rather learn any skill instantly by watching it once or never need to sleep?
5. Would you rather be able to heal others but not yourself or be able to heal yourself but not others?
6. Would you rather hear every thought anyone has about you or never know what anyone thinks of you?
7. Would you rather undo the last five minutes once a day or redo one whole day once a year?
8. Would you rather get into your dream college with no money for it or get a full scholarship to a good school that isn't your dream?
9. Would you rather be really great at one thing or be pretty good at everything?
10. Would you rather be able to rewatch any memory like a video or be able to share any memory with a friend?
11. Would you rather learn a brand-new skill every year or become the top expert in one skill?
12. Would you rather work a steady 9-to-5 or set your own hours but always be reachable?
13. Would you rather have your dream job in a tiny town or have a pretty good job in your favorite city?
14. Would you rather have a mentor who is brutally honest or have a mentor who is endlessly encouraging?
15. Would you rather have a job that's fun but chaotic or have a job that's calm but a little boring?
16. Would you rather work on a team where everyone agrees or work on a team that argues but gets better results?
17. Would you rather have your job change completely every year or do the exact same job for twenty years?
18. Would you rather remember everything you've ever experienced or forget your worst day forever?
19. Would you rather lose every old photo you have or lose every old message you've saved?
20. Would you rather be liked a little by everyone or be loved deeply by a few?
21. Would you rather know the truth about everything or be happy without knowing?
22. Would you rather never be able to lie or always be able to tell when someone is lying?
23. Would you rather have a job you love that pays just enough or have a job you don't mind that pays a lot?
24. Would you rather live to 100 in average health or live to 75 in perfect health?
25. Would you rather have your life story turned into a book everyone reads or have your life stay completely private?
26. Would you rather restart life at age 10 with everything you know now or skip ahead ten years to see how it turns out?
27. Would you rather have one true best friend or have a big circle of good friends?
28. Would you rather be hugely talented and never recognized or be moderately talented and famous?
29. Would you rather move far away for your dream job or stay near family in an okay job?
30. Would you rather learn the answer to one big mystery of the universe or grant one wish for someone you love?
31. Would you rather live in a world with no lies or live in a world with no secrets?
32. Would you rather see the world in black and white or never hear music again?
33. Would you rather always know the right thing to say or always know the right thing to do?
34. Would you rather spend a year alone in a beautiful cabin or spend a year never alone in a busy city?
35. Would you rather learn a big family secret or never know it existed?
36. Would you rather have everyone forget your biggest mistake or have everyone remember your biggest success?
37. Would you rather change one decision from your past or know one thing about your future?
38. Would you rather have a friend who's always honest or have a friend who's always kind?
39. Would you rather be remembered for your kindness or be remembered for your achievements?
40. Would you rather get $1 million today or get $5,000 a month for life?
41. Would you rather do world-changing work no one knows is yours or do ordinary work everyone admires you for?
42. Would you rather walk through your childhood home exactly as it was or spend one more day with a childhood friend you've lost touch with?
43. Would you rather know exactly how your life turns out or be surprised by everything?
44. Would you rather be great at saying no or be great at asking for help?
45. Would you rather be completely free with no responsibilities or be deeply needed by people you love?
46. Would you rather have a calm, predictable life or have an exciting, unpredictable life?
47. Would you rather keep your current friends forever or meet a whole new group of friends every five years?
48. Would you rather make a huge difference for one person or make a small difference for a million people?
49. Would you rather be brilliant but bad at explaining or be average but a wonderful teacher?
50. Would you rather be admired or be understood?
51. Would you rather have the courage to say what you think or have the wisdom to know when to stay quiet?
52. Would you rather get a letter from your future self or write a letter your younger self will read?
53. Would you rather be the only one who remembers a perfect day with your friends or be the only one who forgot it?
54. Would you rather be the smartest person in a room of strangers or be the least smart person in a room of geniuses?
55. Would you rather give up all social media forever or give up all streaming shows forever?
56. Would you rather have your best friend move across the world or move across the world yourself?
57. Would you rather win an award for a project you barely worked on or get no credit for a project you poured yourself into?
58. Would you rather be rich in a place you don't love or be just getting by in the place you love most?
59. Would you rather have a photographic memory or have perfect emotional intuition?
60. Would you rather tell a hard truth to a friend or keep quiet and let them figure it out?
61. Would you rather live without ever feeling embarrassed or live without ever feeling jealous?
62. Would you rather have one perfect day you get to keep forever or have a thousand good days you'll mostly forget?
63. Would you rather only eat your favorite food forever or never eat your favorite food again?
64. Would you rather get a heartfelt handwritten letter or get the expensive gift you asked for?

For kids would you rather questions (49)

1. Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
2. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every human language?
3. Would you rather explore outer space or explore the deep ocean?
4. Would you rather be a world-famous singer or be a world-famous athlete?
5. Would you rather have a pet dragon or have a pet unicorn?
6. Would you rather have super strength or have super speed?
7. Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or be able to see in the dark?
8. Would you rather control the weather or make plants grow instantly?
9. Would you rather shrink to the size of an ant whenever you want or grow as tall as a building whenever you want?
10. Would you rather have x-ray vision or have super hearing?
11. Would you rather summon any food you want or summon any animal you want?
12. Would you rather have a talking dog as your sidekick or have a tiny robot as your sidekick?
13. Would you rather live in a treehouse or live in a submarine?
14. Would you rather eat only pizza for a week or eat only ice cream for a week?
15. Would you rather have a robot that does your homework or have a robot that cleans your room?
16. Would you rather go to bed at 7pm with no homework or go to bed at midnight with lots of homework?
17. Would you rather have it snow every day or have it be summer every day?
18. Would you rather have a magic wand or have a flying carpet?
19. Would you rather read a book that comes to life or step inside your favorite video game?
20. Would you rather be a kid forever or be a grown-up right now?
21. Would you rather have ten brothers and sisters or be an only child?
22. Would you rather be the best at every video game or be the best at every sport?
23. Would you rather go camping in the jungle or go camping in the snow?
24. Would you rather have every day be your birthday or have every day be a snow day?
25. Would you rather be able to draw anything perfectly or be able to sing any song perfectly?
26. Would you rather be the oldest kid in your family or be the youngest kid in your family?
27. Would you rather clean your room every day or do the dishes every day?
28. Would you rather explore a castle with friendly ghosts or explore a cave with glowing crystals?
29. Would you rather go to a school for magic or go to a school for spies?
30. Would you rather have a friendly monster living under your bed or have a friendly alien living in your closet?
31. Would you rather do math homework forever or do spelling homework forever?
32. Would you rather live in a house where every room is a different planet or live in a house where every room is a different time in history?
33. Would you rather cross the country on a train or float over the country in a hot air balloon?
34. Would you rather build a fort out of couch cushions or build a fort out of snow?
35. Would you rather have a library with every book ever or have an arcade with every game ever?
36. Would you rather ride a roller coaster that goes upside down 10 times or ride a water slide as tall as a skyscraper?
37. Would you rather have no homework but stay at school until 5 or have lots of homework but leave school at noon?
38. Would you rather never do chores again or never do homework again?
39. Would you rather go to school four days a week with longer days or go five days with shorter days?
40. Would you rather spend a whole summer at sleepaway camp or spend a whole summer at home doing whatever you want?
41. Would you rather try being a zookeeper for a day or try being a chef for a day?
42. Would you rather have breakfast for dinner every night or have dinner for breakfast every morning?
43. Would you rather have unlimited fries or have unlimited ice cream?
44. Would you rather open one present on Christmas Eve or open them all on Christmas morning?
45. Would you rather get one big present or get lots of small presents?
46. Would you rather be one of Santa's elves or be one of Santa's reindeer?
47. Would you rather build a snowman or have a snowball fight?
48. Would you rather bake Christmas cookies or build a gingerbread house?
49. Would you rather ride in Santa's sleigh for one night or keep a reindeer as a pet for a year?

For teens would you rather questions (28)

1. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or be the smartest person in the room?
2. Would you rather be a superhero nobody knows about or be a famous superhero with zero privacy?
3. Would you rather have unlimited phone battery or have unlimited data everywhere?
4. Would you rather lose your phone for a week or lose all your music for a month?
5. Would you rather get your driver's license tomorrow or get a free car on your 18th birthday?
6. Would you rather go to prom with your best friend or skip prom for a road trip with friends?
7. Would you rather work at a movie theater or work at an ice cream shop?
8. Would you rather be famous online or be famous in your hometown?
9. Would you rather know the lyrics to every song or be able to play every instrument?
10. Would you rather be in a group chat that never stops buzzing or not be in any group chat at all?
11. Would you rather be the friend everyone texts for advice or be the friend everyone texts for memes?
12. Would you rather have a summer job at a camp or have a summer job at a beach snack shack?
13. Would you rather binge a whole series in one day or wait a week between every episode?
14. Would you rather see your favorite band from the front row alone or see them from the back row with your friends?
15. Would you rather have perfect hair every day or have perfect skin every day?
16. Would you rather have a famous parent or be famous yourself?
17. Would you rather be in a band that plays small shows forever or be a one-hit wonder?
18. Would you rather spend a year abroad as an exchange student or spend a year road-tripping your own country?
19. Would you rather have your first job at a fancy restaurant or have your first job at a theme park?
20. Would you rather be the class clown or be the class president?
21. Would you rather have a 9pm curfew and your own car or have no curfew and no car?
22. Would you rather give a speech to the whole school or sing the national anthem at a big game?
23. Would you rather have unlimited concert tickets or have unlimited plane tickets?
24. Would you rather be first chair in the band or be captain of a sports team?
25. Would you rather have a best friend who's always late or have a best friend who always cancels last minute?
26. Would you rather be the new kid at a big school or be the new kid at a tiny school?
27. Would you rather only be able to watch movies from before you were born or only be able to watch movies from this year?
28. Would you rather save up for a used car or save up for a big trip with friends?

For work would you rather questions (26)

1. Would you rather have a 5-minute commute to a cramped office or have a 45-minute commute to a beautiful office?
2. Would you rather work from home forever or work in an office with your favorite people?
3. Would you rather have every meeting last 15 minutes or have half as many meetings?
4. Would you rather have a coworker who talks nonstop or have a coworker who never says a word?
5. Would you rather work four 10-hour days or work five 8-hour days?
6. Would you rather never send another email or never sit in another meeting?
7. Would you rather present to the CEO with no prep or present to the whole company after a week of prep?
8. Would you rather get free lunch every day or get free fancy coffee every day?
9. Would you rather be the best presenter in the company or be the best problem-solver in the company?
10. Would you rather have a boss who checks in every hour or have a boss you hear from once a month?
11. Would you rather have an office dog or have an office cat?
12. Would you rather take one long vacation a year or take a long weekend every month?
13. Would you rather never write another report or never make another slide deck?
14. Would you rather take a 2-hour lunch break or leave 2 hours early every Friday?
15. Would you rather work at a scrappy startup or work at a big established company?
16. Would you rather have a corner office with no window or have an open desk with an amazing view?
17. Would you rather start work at 6am and finish at 2pm or start work at noon and finish at 8pm?
18. Would you rather have a team lunch every Friday or have a team trip once a year?
19. Would you rather have a job where you travel every week or have a job where you never travel?
20. Would you rather have your desk move to a random spot every Monday or sit in the same spot for the next ten years?
21. Would you rather get a handwritten thank-you note from your boss or get a shout-out in front of the whole company?
22. Would you rather be in charge of the office playlist or be in charge of the office snack order?
23. Would you rather be a famous chef or be a famous food critic?
24. Would you rather give up coffee or give up dessert?
25. Would you rather be a travel writer or be a tour guide?
26. Would you rather do a Secret Santa at work or do a white elephant gift swap at work?

Food would you rather questions (17)

1. Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or have unlimited tacos for life?
2. Would you rather give up cheese forever or give up chocolate forever?
3. Would you rather have every meal be extra spicy or have every meal be totally bland?
4. Would you rather cook every meal yourself or only eat takeout forever?
5. Would you rather eat a brand-new dish every day or eat the same favorite meal every day?
6. Would you rather live without salt or live without sugar?
7. Would you rather eat dinner at an underwater restaurant or eat dinner on a mountaintop?
8. Would you rather take a pasta class in Italy or take a street food tour in Thailand?
9. Would you rather be a judge on a baking show or be a contestant on a baking show?
10. Would you rather eat cold pizza for breakfast or eat warm leftover pasta for breakfast?
11. Would you rather go somewhere famous for its food or go somewhere famous for its views?
12. Would you rather speak the local language perfectly wherever you go or always find the best local restaurant wherever you go?
13. Would you rather eat Thanksgiving leftovers for a whole week or never have leftovers again?
14. Would you rather skip the turkey or skip the pie?
15. Would you rather have pumpkin pie or have apple pie?
16. Would you rather eat a leftover turkey sandwich at midnight or eat leftover pie for breakfast?
17. Would you rather give up stuffing or give up mashed potatoes?

Travel would you rather questions (15)

1. Would you rather teleport anywhere but only stay an hour or travel slowly but stay as long as you like?
2. Would you rather visit every country for one day or spend a year in your favorite country?
3. Would you rather take a long road trip or take a long cruise?
4. Would you rather ride trains across Europe or drive a camper van across America?
5. Would you rather see the Northern Lights or see a total solar eclipse?
6. Would you rather vacation at the beach or vacation in the mountains?
7. Would you rather travel with no plan at all or travel with every hour planned?
8. Would you rather go on an African safari or go on an Arctic expedition?
9. Would you rather fly first class somewhere just okay or fly economy to your dream destination?
10. Would you rather live on a sailboat for a year or live in an RV for a year?
11. Would you rather camp under the stars in the desert or sleep in a hotel made of ice?
12. Would you rather spend a week in Paris or spend a week in Tokyo?
13. Would you rather always get the window seat or always get the aisle seat?
14. Would you rather go on vacation to a place you've never heard of or go back to your favorite place again?
15. Would you rather spend Christmas in a snowy cabin or spend Christmas in a big city full of lights?

Superpowers would you rather questions (3)

1. Would you rather be able to read minds or be able to see the future?
2. Would you rather be able to pause time or be able to rewind time?
3. Would you rather shapeshift into any animal or shapeshift into any person?

Classic would you rather questions (3)

1. Would you rather live without music or live without movies?
2. Would you rather never be cold again or never be too hot again?
3. Would you rather live without the internet or live without air conditioning?

Thanksgiving would you rather questions (6)

1. Would you rather watch the parade in person in the cold or watch it from the couch in pajamas?
2. Would you rather host Thanksgiving for 25 people or drive six hours to someone else's?
3. Would you rather play backyard football after dinner or nap on the couch after dinner?
4. Would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner at noon or eat it at 8pm?
5. Would you rather run a Turkey Trot in the morning or cook all morning?
6. Would you rather watch football all day or watch movies all day?

Christmas would you rather questions (4)

1. Would you rather have a real tree that sheds needles or have a fake tree that looks perfect?
2. Would you rather have a snowy Christmas every year or have a warm, sunny Christmas every year?
3. Would you rather decorate the tree or wrap all the presents?
4. Would you rather have the brightest house on the block or have the coziest house on the block?

More question games